ricer poem

[bmph8er]

Bright bluish fog lights and big yellow Stickers

Turn up the volume my headlights will flicker



I think I look cool from the attention I bring...

Scraping the speed bumps from cutting my springs.



Large yellow shift lights on auto transmissions,

Speakers so loud that you\'ll scream in submission



My car really flies \'cause it has this big wing...

But nothing compares to me cutting my springs.



When the bull stops, when the money talks, when I might lose face...

I suddenly remember what my car can\'t do And then I refuse to race!



Day-glow orange shift knobs and whiteface temp gauges

Low profile tires make me think I\'m courageous



Japanese characters, who knows what they mean?

They\'re part of the package from cutting my springs.



Coffee can mufflers and Calvin is peeing

People around me don\'t like what they\'re seeing



They\'re all just so jealous, for I am the king...

I rule the street after cutting my springs!



When the night falls, when the girls leave, while I wait and wait...



If I\'m such a stud after cutting my springs Why can\'t I get a date





i seen this on a web site and i know how most of your guys dont like rice i figured i would post it i dont hate all ricers cuz i am forced to drive a neon for gas milage

[BadBowtie]

dude that is awsome im gonna print it out and show it to all my friends!

[bmph8er]

hey i am glad u liked it i might have more ricer things on here i found some good and funny anti rice web site i will keep you all posted

[Mike]

this really isn\'t a ricer bashing website.

although i don\'t like rice, i try not to make fun of those who do, if we allow ricer bashing then we take the risk of turning into........

well i\'ll just leave it at that.

[no2ricers]

know that is some good stuff!!!!!

[4more]

good peom technitaly your neon is not a ricer not sure were there made but dodge gets the money for it lol i drive a saturn its american made and american company but ya more in the class of a ricer but it only has the stock wing stock muffler NO stickers stock size tires,stock spring but i do drive it likei stole it but i would race anything i know id loose but it still be cool lol heck i get in races with my mini van http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif