"Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot...

[Mike]

"Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac."
George Carlin
1937-2008

Lets remember George by quoting your favorite George Carlin jokes.

[Scotty_S-15]

Yeah, today's the first time George ever made anyone sad.
I can't remember jokes, but I heard a bunch of his today whenever I got behind the wheel and turned on the radio...... Everyone was doing tributes to ol' George.

[gdmclnh]

One I liked was

"What's with everybody carrying around their own personal bottle of water? Why not just get a f_____g drink of water before you leave home!"

[jusbo]

"...when some tells you a story when they were on the phone....they give you this ( makes the thumb and pinky phone) sh*t."

[bigjnson_2000]

theworst words... sh**, piss, cocksucker, mother f*****, tits, cum, and twat