Ed Zachary Disease

[Indiana]

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.



She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise



of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.



Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, \"OK, take off all your crose.\"



The woman did as she was told.



\"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.\"



Again, the woman did as she was instructed.



Dr. Chang then said, \"OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.\"



As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. \"Your probrem vewy bad.



You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.\"



The woman asked anxiously, \"Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?\"



Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, \"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.

[racer1182]

now thats a good one that I have not heard before.



Greg

[Scotty_S-15]

That\'s just TOO funny!

[mtincher]

LOL

[mzoomora]

That one is still funny.



Ok, maybe you guys have heard this one, maybe not.....



There is a penguin driving in his car. As he is driving down the street a person flags him down and says- \"Your car is leaking oil all over the road\" So the penguin pulls into the closest station.

As he arrives at the station the mechanic tells him it will be a while. The penguin asked \"Is there anything to do near here while I wait?\"

\"Sure, there is an ice cream shop right next door\"

The penguin decides, well I am from the arctic, so I like things cold and I do have a taste for Ice cream, so I will go there.

He walks into the ice cream shop and looks over the many flavors and decides to go with a classic- Vanilla.

So he starts eating his ice cream and it is melting on his face as he eats it, but delicious.

When he is done he returns to the shop and asks what is wrong with his car. The mechanic tells him- \"It looks like you just blew a seal\", the penguin responds- \"No I didnt, I just had vanilla ice cream\".

[Indiana]

A lady goes to the Doctors and says \"every time I get drunk, I blow chunks\". the Doctor said \"Lady, that is normal when you drink too much\". The lady said \"you don\'t understand, Doctor, my dog\'s name is Chunks\".

[Scotty_S-15]

Regarding the penguin joke:



I\'ll tell you what.... I\'ve been in this office too long, because when I read that, I actually came to tears .... http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif