Why are boogers green?

[s10rodder]

Sorry, just busting Mike\'s balls. If you read through the \"s10v8.com stickers\" thread you\'ll get it. http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif

[Mike]

http://pub92.ezboard.com/fcammsplace79977frm9.showMessage?topicID=31.topic

[s10rodder]

That\'s disgusting!!!



Hey wanna know who I slept with last night??



http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/naughty.gif

[Mike]

ok let us here it! the thread is already here.

[slcpunk21]

Hold on a sec let me go get my ricer. I just put a coffee can on the exauhst and it sound soooo fast. The stickers I added give me about 20 horse at the wheels. ha ha ha. http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif

[s10rodder]

Damn! I knew you were gonna say that.



Well... \"technically\" I could say I \"slept\" with my girlfriend, which I did. http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif



We slept. But that\'s all. She used the damn \"I\'m tired\" excuse. Which may not have been an excuse after all because she fell asleep at 9:30. She\'s a pre-school teacher, and I\'d be pretty tired after watching 15 screaming brats all day too.



I cannot tell a lie. No sex for me last night. http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_frown.gif

Just video games and masturbation. http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif

[basementdweller]

<font size=\"20\">Too Much Information!</font> http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif



Millenium Yellow Mike

406sb

9:1, mild cam

11.40@116MPH

<img src=http://www.OneSickS10.com/calvin3.gif width=100>

[s10rodder]

Yeah, I wasn\'t sure that was needed, but I knew your reactions would be priceless. http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif

[4more]

i had a BED FULL OF BITCHES



really my rat terrrier and lab mix



and the wife too http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

[slcpunk21]

What am I the only one that wants to talk about my import that has ten pounds of stickers on it here? Hey I\'ll get some cool pictures of me posing infront of it lookin like a gansta.....ha ha ha ha, we\'ll I think it\'s funny. Later guys

[whiner3]

that reminds me of my mustang, i had a calvin pissin on ford sticker on the back window the mirror\'s painted yellow, yellow racing stripes a foldgers coffee can welded to the exhaust and a sticker on the top of the back window that said exhaust by foldgers, i also had my comp cam\'s sticker, like 20 nascar stickers ( we all know those add 5hp each and every square inch of yellow add\'s 1hp) i think i figured it out one time and my mustang had over 1000hp, thats including the whopping 100 that the car actually made http://www.s10v8.com/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif i hate ricers... i\'m thinking of puttign a sticker on my windsheild that says \"chop sticks\" considering you eat rice with them it\'s pretty suiting, ok well i should probnably stop blabbberin here and shut up cuz this is getting carried away, but hey we have to have some comedy on the site right?

[Zack]

I hate riceburners also. A guy I know bought a pretty new Eclipse turbo which I believe ran a 14.4 stock. He then put about $4000 into it. Huge exhaust, big rims, blow off for the turbo etc. Now the car runs a 15.9. Riceburner kids don\'t understand how cars work. Such as--

I\'m going to make my car real fast, so the first thing I\'m going to do is put a 500 pound stereo system in it.

Then I\'m going to put some 37 inch chrome plated steel rims on it so that I have to rotate more weight during acceleration.

I\'m going to put a 7 inch diameter manifold back exhaust on it, because we all know that 4 cylinders don\'t need any backpressure at all.

I\'m going to put a high flow muffler on it because it will make my car sound like a bumble bee that is stuck in a vacuum cleaner.

Then I\'m going to put a quadruple decker wing on it. Why would I need downforce on my front tires if my car is front wheel drive?

I\'m going to blow all of the boost out of my turbo every time that I shift. Who cares if I have to wait for the turbo to re-spool? It sounds cool.

I\'ll then proceed to load it up with the ugliest stickers in the world, and put an off-center single vinyl racing stripe on it.

Why do people do this?