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11-05-2009, 11:34 PM
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World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The end
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11-06-2009, 08:18 AM
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Thats funny!
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11-06-2009, 08:24 AM
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sounds like ya drank some scotch&beer lately...haha!
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11-06-2009, 08:39 AM
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Tons of truth in that fairy tale-- if ya find one that doesnt try to put you in a cage--you are LUCKY.
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11-06-2009, 09:21 AM
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Shure it will fit
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Ill drink to that !!!!! 
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11-06-2009, 01:41 PM
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I will drink alot to that one Try this one being married for 17 yrs and your wife tells you, you need to get out like yesterday, aint that some shit man.
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11-06-2009, 02:24 PM
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Heh Heh..... Amen to that!!
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I will drink alot to that one Try this one being married for 17 yrs and your wife tells you, you need to get out like yesterday, aint that some shit man.
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Yeah, that does suck. Similar thing happened to me a loooong time ago. Seems she wanted to be with someone more exciting. So she marries a guy who knocks up some teenybopper. I guess that's what she meant by more excitement in her life! 
But I got a keeper now, she's a sweetheart. But God forbid anything happens....... I'll definitely be the guy in Bakas' story, but I'll also add SpeedChannel, Military Channel, & Discovery channel on TV 24-7 to the list. 
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11-06-2009, 03:23 PM
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well thats going to be me for a while.
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11-06-2009, 04:19 PM
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Not only is that a fairy tale,he might be the luckiest guy on the planet when she said no.I sorta went through the same thing as Scotty,but she thought I couldnt keep it in my pants.One thing she made sure that wasnt in my pants anymore was money!lolShe married a guy who left her.Got a keeper now,too.If she was any better of a person,she'd have nothin to do with me!
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11-06-2009, 09:50 PM
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lol that was an email i got, thought some of you might get a chuckle out of it
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